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…voor jou hetzelfde overkomt als die sterretjes van ‘n sync.
Lekker geregeld, moet ik gaan krassen in mijn supernette en schone agenda, hopelijk bevindt BBSA zich tegen die tijd weer eens op een boot, zodat ik het jaarleiderschap kan overnemen.
Fokke en Sukke daarentegen zijn weer om te gieren.
> Ik snap Dilbert weer niet…Ik ook niet. Waarom wil Pieter eigenlijk naar A’dam?
>
> Haha ik was er ook niet!
> > Oh kut, te laat!> > > Ja Ik om 08:19 vanaf spoor 4!
> > > Forens je mee?Verkorte cursus jeuk-management:
bij jeuk krabben op de plek waar de irritatie zit.> Ik heb zojuist een cursus stress-management gehad. Van dit soort grappen krijg ik geen stress, maar wel jeuk.
> Dus.
> > Bill Clinton en Wim Kok ontmoeten elkaar voor het eerst.
> > Bill Clinton: “Hi, I’m Bill”
> > Wim Kok: “Hi, I’m Kok”
> > Bill Clinton: “haha, your name is kock!”
> > Wim Kok: “haha, jij heet bil!”Dat doe je bij een Normaal concert.
Heb je zonet gezien 19 sec. tussen ons en bijna dezelfde grap?> Wat is dat, höken?
> > ‘k heb zin om te höken
> > > ‘k heb zin om te huken
> > > > Hu let the dogs out?
> > > > Hu, hu, hu, hu.> > > > > HU’S ON FIRST
> > > > > =============
> > > > > (We take you now to the Oval Office.)> > > > >
> > > > > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Great. Lay it on me.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.> > > > >
> > > > > George: That’s what I want to know.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.> > > > >
> > > > > George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Yes.> > > > >
> > > > > George: I mean the fellow’s name.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Hu.> > > > >
> > > > > George: The guy in China.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Hu.> > > > >
> > > > > George: The new leader of China.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Hu.> > > > >
> > > > > George: The Chinaman!> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Hu is leading China.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: That’s the man’s name.> > > > >
> > > > > George: That’s who’s name?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Yes.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
> > > > > leader of China?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
> > > > > the Middle East.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: That’s correct.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Then who is in China?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Yassir is in China?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: No, sir.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Then who is?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Yassir?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: No, sir.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> > > > > China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Kofi?> > > > >
> > > > > George: No, thanks.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: You want Kofi?> > > > >
> > > > > George: No.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: You don’t want Kofi.> > > > >
> > > > > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> > > > > milk. And then get me the U.N.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Kofi?> > > > >
> > > > > George: Milk! Will you please make the call?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: And call who?> > > > > George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Hu is the guy in China.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Will you stay out of China?!> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > > >
> > > > > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> > > > > U.N.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Kofi.> > > > >
> > > > > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.> > > > >
> > > > > (Condi picks up the phone.)> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Rice, here.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> > > > > should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
> > > > > get Chinese food in the Middle East?‘k heb zin om te höken
> ‘k heb zin om te huken
> > Hu let the dogs out?
> > Hu, hu, hu, hu.> > > HU’S ON FIRST
> > > =============
> > > (We take you now to the Oval Office.)> > >
> > > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?> > >
> > > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.> > >
> > > George: Great. Lay it on me.> > >
> > > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.> > >
> > > George: That’s what I want to know.> > >
> > > Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.> > >
> > > George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?> > >
> > > Condi: Yes.> > >
> > > George: I mean the fellow’s name.> > >
> > > Condi: Hu.> > >
> > > George: The guy in China.> > >
> > > Condi: Hu.> > >
> > > George: The new leader of China.> > >
> > > Condi: Hu.> > >
> > > George: The Chinaman!> > >
> > > Condi: Hu is leading China.> > >
> > > George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?> > >
> > > Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.> > >
> > > George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?> > >
> > > Condi: That’s the man’s name.> > >
> > > George: That’s who’s name?> > >
> > > Condi: Yes.> > >
> > > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
> > > leader of China?> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > >
> > > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
> > > the Middle East.> > >
> > > Condi: That’s correct.> > >
> > > George: Then who is in China?> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > >
> > > George: Yassir is in China?> > >
> > > Condi: No, sir.> > >
> > > George: Then who is?> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > >
> > > George: Yassir?> > >
> > > Condi: No, sir.> > >
> > > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> > > China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.> > >
> > > Condi: Kofi?> > >
> > > George: No, thanks.> > >
> > > Condi: You want Kofi?> > >
> > > George: No.> > >
> > > Condi: You don’t want Kofi.> > >
> > > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> > > milk. And then get me the U.N.> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > >
> > > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.> > >
> > > Condi: Kofi?> > >
> > > George: Milk! Will you please make the call?> > >
> > > Condi: And call who?> > > George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> > >
> > > Condi: Hu is the guy in China.> > >
> > > George: Will you stay out of China?!> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > >
> > > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> > > U.N.> > >
> > > Condi: Kofi.> > >
> > > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.> > >
> > > (Condi picks up the phone.)> > >
> > > Condi: Rice, here.> > >
> > > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> > > should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
> > > get Chinese food in the Middle East?Hu let the dogs out?
Hu, hu, hu, hu.> HU’S ON FIRST
> =============
> (We take you now to the Oval Office.)>
> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?>
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.>
> George: Great. Lay it on me.>
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.>
> George: That’s what I want to know.>
> Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.>
> George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?>
> Condi: Yes.>
> George: I mean the fellow’s name.>
> Condi: Hu.>
> George: The guy in China.>
> Condi: Hu.>
> George: The new leader of China.>
> Condi: Hu.>
> George: The Chinaman!>
> Condi: Hu is leading China.>
> George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?>
> Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.>
> George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?>
> Condi: That’s the man’s name.>
> George: That’s who’s name?>
> Condi: Yes.>
> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
> leader of China?>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
> the Middle East.>
> Condi: That’s correct.>
> George: Then who is in China?>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: Yassir is in China?>
> Condi: No, sir.>
> George: Then who is?>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: Yassir?>
> Condi: No, sir.>
> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.>
> Condi: Kofi?>
> George: No, thanks.>
> Condi: You want Kofi?>
> George: No.>
> Condi: You don’t want Kofi.>
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> milk. And then get me the U.N.>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.>
> Condi: Kofi?>
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?>
> Condi: And call who?> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>
> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.>
> George: Will you stay out of China?!>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> U.N.>
> Condi: Kofi.>
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.>
> (Condi picks up the phone.)>
> Condi: Rice, here.>
> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
> get Chinese food in the Middle East?Hoe?
> > Waar is ie dan?
> Wie?
Kasseienstrook
Hoe Lang is een Chinees.
> HU’S ON FIRST
> =============
> (We take you now to the Oval Office.)>
> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?>
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.>
> George: Great. Lay it on me.>
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.>
> George: That’s what I want to know.>
> Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.>
> George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?>
> Condi: Yes.>
> George: I mean the fellow’s name.>
> Condi: Hu.>
> George: The guy in China.>
> Condi: Hu.>
> George: The new leader of China.>
> Condi: Hu.>
> George: The Chinaman!>
> Condi: Hu is leading China.>
> George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?>
> Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.>
> George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?>
> Condi: That’s the man’s name.>
> George: That’s who’s name?>
> Condi: Yes.>
> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
> leader of China?>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
> the Middle East.>
> Condi: That’s correct.>
> George: Then who is in China?>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: Yassir is in China?>
> Condi: No, sir.>
> George: Then who is?>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: Yassir?>
> Condi: No, sir.>
> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.>
> Condi: Kofi?>
> George: No, thanks.>
> Condi: You want Kofi?>
> George: No.>
> Condi: You don’t want Kofi.>
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> milk. And then get me the U.N.>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.>
> Condi: Kofi?>
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?>
> Condi: And call who?> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>
> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.>
> George: Will you stay out of China?!>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> U.N.>
> Condi: Kofi.>
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.>
> (Condi picks up the phone.)>
> Condi: Rice, here.>
> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
> get Chinese food in the Middle East?Ik lijk van H. wel, wie is Jos, Jos D., Jos Drink?
Wel een goede grap. Kamagurka is volgende week in Utrecht. Maar is dit een zwarte of een blauwe golf? M.a.w. hoe is jouw Golf Bouko?>
> AAAAAAAAAAAhummm,
> Ik ben niet zo slecht in Nicknamen als Van H. , maar deze blunder los ik zelf wel even op.> Sorry J.: Ik had je niet herkent…
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