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Ah, een cryptograaf!
Diffie Hellman:
1) Kerberos Key
2) Differential CryptanalysisOf lijdt ik aan beroepsdeformatie?
Euh, staat Hoepel al op de lijst?
Kunnen we i.p.v. BBQ niet steengrillen?
Ja, ik neem ook een vrije middag
Berouw komt na de zonde…
Dus het is onze traditie om tradities te verbreken, dus…
Aaargh, dit is te ingewikkeld voor mij!!
Present!
Wat schijnheilig, alleen maar 1x per jaar borrelen voor Barbara. Echt vrome mensen borrelen iedere week!
tssk, tskk, tssk.
THE FOUR SURFERS OF THE APOCALYPSO — BIG TROUBLE
Plague — Icko the Sicko
“And when I opened the first can of wax, I heard as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four surfers saying, ‘Hey, pull my finger!’
“And I saw, and behold a white board: and he that rode on it had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and they really screwed up his surfing, but he cared not, for he was a sick jerk who made people ill just by looking at him.”War — the Slashman
“And when I had opened the second can of wax, I heard a second surfer say, ‘Get the frag out of my way, butthead!’
“And there was another board that was red: and power was given to him that surfed it to take peace from the waves, and to split the curl with his mighty sword.”Famine — Fatty the Calf
“And when he opened the third can of wax, I heard the third surfer say ‘Ya gonna eat those fries?’
And I beheld, and lo a black board; and he that surfed on it had a pair of balances in his one hand, and a double-bacon cheeseburger in the other. And the third surfer went forth, mooching all the food there was.”Death — the Big Kahuna
“And when I opened the fourth can of wax, I heard the voice of the fourth surfer say, ‘Death is, like, you know, just part of, like, the cosmic, like, dance, y’know?’
“And I looked, and behold a pale board: and his name that surfed on it was Death, and Hell and Heaven followed with him. And he hacked throught the gnarliest waves without emotion or thought, for lo he was too stupid to live.”dan is het goed (phieuw).
Neee!! STUKKEN, lees het dan ook:
“Borstel de limoen schoon en snijd hem in stukken.“
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“Voeg 2 stukken limoen toe.”Als je de limoen in schijfjes hebt gesneden is het HELEMAAL mislukt!! OPNIEUW!!
Geen dank,
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CdG