Virus-M help!

[PieterParticipant]

Hoe kan dat nou, ik reply op de ene message, en m’n berichtje verschijnt als reply op een andere message???

p.s. ik verveel me

[Aart-Peter vd Berg v SParticipant]

> p.s. ik verveel me

Misschien verzacht dit het leed een beetje…

My Mother Taught Me…

TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
“If you’re going to fight with each other, do it outside – I just finished
cleaning!”

RELIGION:
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

TIME TRAVEL:
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next
week!”

LOGIC:
“Because I said so, that’s why.”

FORESIGHT:
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

IRONY:
“Keep laughing and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

The science of OSMOSIS:
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper!”

CONTORTIONISM:
“Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!”

STAMINA:
“You’ll sit there ’til all that spinach is finished.”

WEATHER:
“It looks as if a tornado swept through your room.”

How to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
“If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen
then?”

HYPOCRISY:
“If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times – Don’t
Exaggerate!!!”

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
“Stop acting like your father!”

ENVY:
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have
wonderful parents like you do!”

[PieterParticipant]

Of a) ik snap het niet, of b) ik vind ze niet leuk.

Sorry, toch bedankt voor de poging. Who’s next?

> Misschien verzacht dit het leed een beetje…

>
> My Mother Taught Me…

> TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
> “If you’re going to fight with each other, do it outside – I just finished
> cleaning!”

> RELIGION:
> “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

> TIME TRAVEL:
> “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next
> week!”

> LOGIC:
> “Because I said so, that’s why.”

> FORESIGHT:
> “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

> IRONY:
> “Keep laughing and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

> The science of OSMOSIS:
> “Shut your mouth and eat your supper!”

> CONTORTIONISM:
> “Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!”

> STAMINA:
> “You’ll sit there ’til all that spinach is finished.”

> WEATHER:
> “It looks as if a tornado swept through your room.”

> How to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
> “If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen
> then?”

> HYPOCRISY:
> “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times – Don’t
> Exaggerate!!!”

> THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
> “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

> BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
> “Stop acting like your father!”

> ENVY:
> “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have
> wonderful parents like you do!”

[adminKeymaster]

doe geen poging, kijk op kamagurka.nl

[Mr. TParticipant]

http://www.foksuk.nl
http://www.heinzthemovie.nl

>
> doe geen poging, kijk op kamagurka.nl

[adminKeymaster]

Wat is een “berg” in het Chinees?

Een belg…

[Author]

Posts