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November 22, 2002 at 08:36 #13785
HU’S ON FIRST
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(We take you now to the Oval Office.)George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
leader of China?Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
the Middle East.Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
milk. And then get me the U.N.Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
get Chinese food in the Middle East?November 22, 2002 at 09:12 #16691Hoe Lang is een Chinees.
> HU’S ON FIRST
> =============
> (We take you now to the Oval Office.)>
> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?>
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.>
> George: Great. Lay it on me.>
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.>
> George: That’s what I want to know.>
> Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.>
> George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?>
> Condi: Yes.>
> George: I mean the fellow’s name.>
> Condi: Hu.>
> George: The guy in China.>
> Condi: Hu.>
> George: The new leader of China.>
> Condi: Hu.>
> George: The Chinaman!>
> Condi: Hu is leading China.>
> George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?>
> Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.>
> George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?>
> Condi: That’s the man’s name.>
> George: That’s who’s name?>
> Condi: Yes.>
> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
> leader of China?>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
> the Middle East.>
> Condi: That’s correct.>
> George: Then who is in China?>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: Yassir is in China?>
> Condi: No, sir.>
> George: Then who is?>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: Yassir?>
> Condi: No, sir.>
> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.>
> Condi: Kofi?>
> George: No, thanks.>
> Condi: You want Kofi?>
> George: No.>
> Condi: You don’t want Kofi.>
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> milk. And then get me the U.N.>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.>
> Condi: Kofi?>
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?>
> Condi: And call who?> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>
> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.>
> George: Will you stay out of China?!>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> U.N.>
> Condi: Kofi.>
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.>
> (Condi picks up the phone.)>
> Condi: Rice, here.>
> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
> get Chinese food in the Middle East?November 22, 2002 at 09:27 #16693> Hoe Lang is een Chinees.
De lange versie…
En die is beheurlijk lang.November 22, 2002 at 09:28 #16694Waar is ie dan?
> > Hoe Lang is een Chinees.
> De lange versie…
> En die is beheurlijk lang.November 22, 2002 at 09:48 #16695> Waar is ie dan?
Wie?
November 22, 2002 at 09:59 #16696Hoe!
> > Waar is ie dan?
> Wie?
November 22, 2002 at 09:59 #16697Hoe?
> > Waar is ie dan?
> Wie?
November 22, 2002 at 10:04 #16698Hu let the dogs out?
Hu, hu, hu, hu.> HU’S ON FIRST
> =============
> (We take you now to the Oval Office.)>
> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?>
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.>
> George: Great. Lay it on me.>
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.>
> George: That’s what I want to know.>
> Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.>
> George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?>
> Condi: Yes.>
> George: I mean the fellow’s name.>
> Condi: Hu.>
> George: The guy in China.>
> Condi: Hu.>
> George: The new leader of China.>
> Condi: Hu.>
> George: The Chinaman!>
> Condi: Hu is leading China.>
> George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?>
> Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.>
> George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?>
> Condi: That’s the man’s name.>
> George: That’s who’s name?>
> Condi: Yes.>
> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
> leader of China?>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
> the Middle East.>
> Condi: That’s correct.>
> George: Then who is in China?>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: Yassir is in China?>
> Condi: No, sir.>
> George: Then who is?>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: Yassir?>
> Condi: No, sir.>
> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.>
> Condi: Kofi?>
> George: No, thanks.>
> Condi: You want Kofi?>
> George: No.>
> Condi: You don’t want Kofi.>
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> milk. And then get me the U.N.>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.>
> Condi: Kofi?>
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?>
> Condi: And call who?> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>
> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.>
> George: Will you stay out of China?!>
> Condi: Yes, sir.>
> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> U.N.>
> Condi: Kofi.>
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.>
> (Condi picks up the phone.)>
> Condi: Rice, here.>
> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
> get Chinese food in the Middle East?November 22, 2002 at 10:16 #16699‘k heb zin om te huken
> Hu let the dogs out?
> Hu, hu, hu, hu.> > HU’S ON FIRST
> > =============
> > (We take you now to the Oval Office.)> >
> > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?> >
> > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.> >
> > George: Great. Lay it on me.> >
> > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.> >
> > George: That’s what I want to know.> >
> > Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.> >
> > George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?> >
> > Condi: Yes.> >
> > George: I mean the fellow’s name.> >
> > Condi: Hu.> >
> > George: The guy in China.> >
> > Condi: Hu.> >
> > George: The new leader of China.> >
> > Condi: Hu.> >
> > George: The Chinaman!> >
> > Condi: Hu is leading China.> >
> > George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?> >
> > Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.> >
> > George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?> >
> > Condi: That’s the man’s name.> >
> > George: That’s who’s name?> >
> > Condi: Yes.> >
> > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
> > leader of China?> >
> > Condi: Yes, sir.> >
> > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
> > the Middle East.> >
> > Condi: That’s correct.> >
> > George: Then who is in China?> >
> > Condi: Yes, sir.> >
> > George: Yassir is in China?> >
> > Condi: No, sir.> >
> > George: Then who is?> >
> > Condi: Yes, sir.> >
> > George: Yassir?> >
> > Condi: No, sir.> >
> > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> > China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.> >
> > Condi: Kofi?> >
> > George: No, thanks.> >
> > Condi: You want Kofi?> >
> > George: No.> >
> > Condi: You don’t want Kofi.> >
> > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> > milk. And then get me the U.N.> >
> > Condi: Yes, sir.> >
> > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.> >
> > Condi: Kofi?> >
> > George: Milk! Will you please make the call?> >
> > Condi: And call who?> > George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> >
> > Condi: Hu is the guy in China.> >
> > George: Will you stay out of China?!> >
> > Condi: Yes, sir.> >
> > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> > U.N.> >
> > Condi: Kofi.> >
> > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.> >
> > (Condi picks up the phone.)> >
> > Condi: Rice, here.> >
> > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> > should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
> > get Chinese food in the Middle East?November 22, 2002 at 10:17 #16700Wat zegt een homofiele chinese uil?
Ju-hu
> ‘k heb zin om te huken
> > Hu let the dogs out?
> > Hu, hu, hu, hu.> > > HU’S ON FIRST
> > > =============
> > > (We take you now to the Oval Office.)> > >
> > > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?> > >
> > > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.> > >
> > > George: Great. Lay it on me.> > >
> > > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.> > >
> > > George: That’s what I want to know.> > >
> > > Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.> > >
> > > George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?> > >
> > > Condi: Yes.> > >
> > > George: I mean the fellow’s name.> > >
> > > Condi: Hu.> > >
> > > George: The guy in China.> > >
> > > Condi: Hu.> > >
> > > George: The new leader of China.> > >
> > > Condi: Hu.> > >
> > > George: The Chinaman!> > >
> > > Condi: Hu is leading China.> > >
> > > George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?> > >
> > > Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.> > >
> > > George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?> > >
> > > Condi: That’s the man’s name.> > >
> > > George: That’s who’s name?> > >
> > > Condi: Yes.> > >
> > > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
> > > leader of China?> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > >
> > > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
> > > the Middle East.> > >
> > > Condi: That’s correct.> > >
> > > George: Then who is in China?> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > >
> > > George: Yassir is in China?> > >
> > > Condi: No, sir.> > >
> > > George: Then who is?> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > >
> > > George: Yassir?> > >
> > > Condi: No, sir.> > >
> > > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> > > China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.> > >
> > > Condi: Kofi?> > >
> > > George: No, thanks.> > >
> > > Condi: You want Kofi?> > >
> > > George: No.> > >
> > > Condi: You don’t want Kofi.> > >
> > > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> > > milk. And then get me the U.N.> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > >
> > > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.> > >
> > > Condi: Kofi?> > >
> > > George: Milk! Will you please make the call?> > >
> > > Condi: And call who?> > > George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> > >
> > > Condi: Hu is the guy in China.> > >
> > > George: Will you stay out of China?!> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > >
> > > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> > > U.N.> > >
> > > Condi: Kofi.> > >
> > > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.> > >
> > > (Condi picks up the phone.)> > >
> > > Condi: Rice, here.> > >
> > > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> > > should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
> > > get Chinese food in the Middle East?November 22, 2002 at 10:25 #16701‘k heb zin om te höken
> ‘k heb zin om te huken
> > Hu let the dogs out?
> > Hu, hu, hu, hu.> > > HU’S ON FIRST
> > > =============
> > > (We take you now to the Oval Office.)> > >
> > > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?> > >
> > > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.> > >
> > > George: Great. Lay it on me.> > >
> > > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.> > >
> > > George: That’s what I want to know.> > >
> > > Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.> > >
> > > George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?> > >
> > > Condi: Yes.> > >
> > > George: I mean the fellow’s name.> > >
> > > Condi: Hu.> > >
> > > George: The guy in China.> > >
> > > Condi: Hu.> > >
> > > George: The new leader of China.> > >
> > > Condi: Hu.> > >
> > > George: The Chinaman!> > >
> > > Condi: Hu is leading China.> > >
> > > George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?> > >
> > > Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.> > >
> > > George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?> > >
> > > Condi: That’s the man’s name.> > >
> > > George: That’s who’s name?> > >
> > > Condi: Yes.> > >
> > > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
> > > leader of China?> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > >
> > > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
> > > the Middle East.> > >
> > > Condi: That’s correct.> > >
> > > George: Then who is in China?> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > >
> > > George: Yassir is in China?> > >
> > > Condi: No, sir.> > >
> > > George: Then who is?> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > >
> > > George: Yassir?> > >
> > > Condi: No, sir.> > >
> > > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> > > China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.> > >
> > > Condi: Kofi?> > >
> > > George: No, thanks.> > >
> > > Condi: You want Kofi?> > >
> > > George: No.> > >
> > > Condi: You don’t want Kofi.> > >
> > > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> > > milk. And then get me the U.N.> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > >
> > > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.> > >
> > > Condi: Kofi?> > >
> > > George: Milk! Will you please make the call?> > >
> > > Condi: And call who?> > > George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> > >
> > > Condi: Hu is the guy in China.> > >
> > > George: Will you stay out of China?!> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > >
> > > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> > > U.N.> > >
> > > Condi: Kofi.> > >
> > > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.> > >
> > > (Condi picks up the phone.)> > >
> > > Condi: Rice, here.> > >
> > > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> > > should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
> > > get Chinese food in the Middle East?November 22, 2002 at 10:31 #16702Wat is dat, höken?
> ‘k heb zin om te höken
> > ‘k heb zin om te huken
> > > Hu let the dogs out?
> > > Hu, hu, hu, hu.> > > > HU’S ON FIRST
> > > > =============
> > > > (We take you now to the Oval Office.)> > > >
> > > > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?> > > >
> > > > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.> > > >
> > > > George: Great. Lay it on me.> > > >
> > > > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.> > > >
> > > > George: That’s what I want to know.> > > >
> > > > Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.> > > >
> > > > George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?> > > >
> > > > Condi: Yes.> > > >
> > > > George: I mean the fellow’s name.> > > >
> > > > Condi: Hu.> > > >
> > > > George: The guy in China.> > > >
> > > > Condi: Hu.> > > >
> > > > George: The new leader of China.> > > >
> > > > Condi: Hu.> > > >
> > > > George: The Chinaman!> > > >
> > > > Condi: Hu is leading China.> > > >
> > > > George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?> > > >
> > > > Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.> > > >
> > > > George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?> > > >
> > > > Condi: That’s the man’s name.> > > >
> > > > George: That’s who’s name?> > > >
> > > > Condi: Yes.> > > >
> > > > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
> > > > leader of China?> > > >
> > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > >
> > > > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
> > > > the Middle East.> > > >
> > > > Condi: That’s correct.> > > >
> > > > George: Then who is in China?> > > >
> > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > >
> > > > George: Yassir is in China?> > > >
> > > > Condi: No, sir.> > > >
> > > > George: Then who is?> > > >
> > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > >
> > > > George: Yassir?> > > >
> > > > Condi: No, sir.> > > >
> > > > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> > > > China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.> > > >
> > > > Condi: Kofi?> > > >
> > > > George: No, thanks.> > > >
> > > > Condi: You want Kofi?> > > >
> > > > George: No.> > > >
> > > > Condi: You don’t want Kofi.> > > >
> > > > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> > > > milk. And then get me the U.N.> > > >
> > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > >
> > > > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.> > > >
> > > > Condi: Kofi?> > > >
> > > > George: Milk! Will you please make the call?> > > >
> > > > Condi: And call who?> > > > George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> > > >
> > > > Condi: Hu is the guy in China.> > > >
> > > > George: Will you stay out of China?!> > > >
> > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > >
> > > > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> > > > U.N.> > > >
> > > > Condi: Kofi.> > > >
> > > > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.> > > >
> > > > (Condi picks up the phone.)> > > >
> > > > Condi: Rice, here.> > > >
> > > > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> > > > should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
> > > > get Chinese food in the Middle East?November 22, 2002 at 10:39 #16703Dat doe je bij een Normaal concert.
Heb je zonet gezien 19 sec. tussen ons en bijna dezelfde grap?> Wat is dat, höken?
> > ‘k heb zin om te höken
> > > ‘k heb zin om te huken
> > > > Hu let the dogs out?
> > > > Hu, hu, hu, hu.> > > > > HU’S ON FIRST
> > > > > =============
> > > > > (We take you now to the Oval Office.)> > > > >
> > > > > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Great. Lay it on me.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.> > > > >
> > > > > George: That’s what I want to know.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.> > > > >
> > > > > George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Yes.> > > > >
> > > > > George: I mean the fellow’s name.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Hu.> > > > >
> > > > > George: The guy in China.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Hu.> > > > >
> > > > > George: The new leader of China.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Hu.> > > > >
> > > > > George: The Chinaman!> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Hu is leading China.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: That’s the man’s name.> > > > >
> > > > > George: That’s who’s name?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Yes.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
> > > > > leader of China?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
> > > > > the Middle East.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: That’s correct.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Then who is in China?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Yassir is in China?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: No, sir.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Then who is?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Yassir?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: No, sir.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> > > > > China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Kofi?> > > > >
> > > > > George: No, thanks.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: You want Kofi?> > > > >
> > > > > George: No.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: You don’t want Kofi.> > > > >
> > > > > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> > > > > milk. And then get me the U.N.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Kofi?> > > > >
> > > > > George: Milk! Will you please make the call?> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: And call who?> > > > > George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Hu is the guy in China.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Will you stay out of China?!> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > > >
> > > > > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> > > > > U.N.> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Kofi.> > > > >
> > > > > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.> > > > >
> > > > > (Condi picks up the phone.)> > > > >
> > > > > Condi: Rice, here.> > > > >
> > > > > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> > > > > should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
> > > > > get Chinese food in the Middle East?November 22, 2002 at 10:47 #16704Nee, die 19 seconden had ik niet gezien
Ja, die zelfde grap had ik gezien> Dat doe je bij een Normaal concert.
> Heb je zonet gezien 19 sec. tussen ons en bijna dezelfde grap?> > Wat is dat, höken?
> > > ‘k heb zin om te höken
> > > > ‘k heb zin om te huken
> > > > > Hu let the dogs out?
> > > > > Hu, hu, hu, hu.> > > > > > HU’S ON FIRST
> > > > > > =============
> > > > > > (We take you now to the Oval Office.)> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Great. Lay it on me.> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: That’s what I want to know.> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Yes.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: I mean the fellow’s name.> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Hu.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: The guy in China.> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Hu.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: The new leader of China.> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Hu.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: The Chinaman!> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Hu is leading China.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: That’s the man’s name.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: That’s who’s name?> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Yes.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
> > > > > > leader of China?> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
> > > > > > the Middle East.> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: That’s correct.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Then who is in China?> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Yassir is in China?> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: No, sir.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Then who is?> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Yassir?> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: No, sir.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> > > > > > China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Kofi?> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: No, thanks.> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: You want Kofi?> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: No.> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: You don’t want Kofi.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> > > > > > milk. And then get me the U.N.> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Kofi?> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Milk! Will you please make the call?> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: And call who?> > > > > > George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Hu is the guy in China.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Will you stay out of China?!> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> > > > > > U.N.> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Kofi.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.> > > > > >
> > > > > > (Condi picks up the phone.)> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Rice, here.> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> > > > > > should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
> > > > > > get Chinese food in the Middle East? -
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