On his Quest for the Holy Hammer, the Brave Sir Pieter encountered on his way:

“Bravely bold Sir Pieter rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Pieter
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Pieter
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And all his limbs hacked and mangled, brave Sir Pieter
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off and his penis…
He is brave Sir Pieter,
Brave Sir Pieter who…
To fight and……………
Brave Sir Pieter ran away
Bravely, ran away…away…
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Pieter turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely talking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Pieter”