Hoe Lang is een Chinees.

> HU’S ON FIRST
> =============
> (We take you now to the Oval Office.)

>
> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

>
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

>
> George: Great. Lay it on me.

>
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

>
> George: That’s what I want to know.

>
> Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.

>
> George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

>
> Condi: Yes.

>
> George: I mean the fellow’s name.

>
> Condi: Hu.

>
> George: The guy in China.

>
> Condi: Hu.

>
> George: The new leader of China.

>
> Condi: Hu.

>
> George: The Chinaman!

>
> Condi: Hu is leading China.

>
> George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?

>
> Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.

>
> George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?

>
> Condi: That’s the man’s name.

>
> George: That’s who’s name?

>
> Condi: Yes.

>
> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
> leader of China?

>
> Condi: Yes, sir.

>
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
> the Middle East.

>
> Condi: That’s correct.

>
> George: Then who is in China?

>
> Condi: Yes, sir.

>
> George: Yassir is in China?

>
> Condi: No, sir.

>
> George: Then who is?

>
> Condi: Yes, sir.

>
> George: Yassir?

>
> Condi: No, sir.

>
> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

>
> Condi: Kofi?

>
> George: No, thanks.

>
> Condi: You want Kofi?

>
> George: No.

>
> Condi: You don’t want Kofi.

>
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> milk. And then get me the U.N.

>
> Condi: Yes, sir.

>
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

>
> Condi: Kofi?

>
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

>
> Condi: And call who?

> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

>
> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

>
> George: Will you stay out of China?!

>
> Condi: Yes, sir.

>
> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> U.N.

>
> Condi: Kofi.

>
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

>
> (Condi picks up the phone.)

>
> Condi: Rice, here.

>
> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
> get Chinese food in the Middle East?

Waar is ie dan?

> > Hoe Lang is een Chinees.

> De lange versie…
> En die is beheurlijk lang.

Hoe!

> > Waar is ie dan?

> Wie?

Hu let the dogs out?
Hu, hu, hu, hu.

> HU’S ON FIRST
> =============
> (We take you now to the Oval Office.)

>
> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

>
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

>
> George: Great. Lay it on me.

>
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

>
> George: That’s what I want to know.

>
> Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.

>
> George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

>
> Condi: Yes.

>
> George: I mean the fellow’s name.

>
> Condi: Hu.

>
> George: The guy in China.

>
> Condi: Hu.

>
> George: The new leader of China.

>
> Condi: Hu.

>
> George: The Chinaman!

>
> Condi: Hu is leading China.

>
> George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?

>
> Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.

>
> George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?

>
> Condi: That’s the man’s name.

>
> George: That’s who’s name?

>
> Condi: Yes.

>
> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
> leader of China?

>
> Condi: Yes, sir.

>
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
> the Middle East.

>
> Condi: That’s correct.

>
> George: Then who is in China?

>
> Condi: Yes, sir.

>
> George: Yassir is in China?

>
> Condi: No, sir.

>
> George: Then who is?

>
> Condi: Yes, sir.

>
> George: Yassir?

>
> Condi: No, sir.

>
> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

>
> Condi: Kofi?

>
> George: No, thanks.

>
> Condi: You want Kofi?

>
> George: No.

>
> Condi: You don’t want Kofi.

>
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> milk. And then get me the U.N.

>
> Condi: Yes, sir.

>
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

>
> Condi: Kofi?

>
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

>
> Condi: And call who?

> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

>
> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

>
> George: Will you stay out of China?!

>
> Condi: Yes, sir.

>
> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> U.N.

>
> Condi: Kofi.

>
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

>
> (Condi picks up the phone.)

>
> Condi: Rice, here.

>
> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
> get Chinese food in the Middle East?

Wat zegt een homofiele chinese uil?

Ju-hu

> ‘k heb zin om te huken

> > Hu let the dogs out?
> > Hu, hu, hu, hu.

> > > HU’S ON FIRST
> > > =============
> > > (We take you now to the Oval Office.)

> > >
> > > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

> > >
> > > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

> > >
> > > George: Great. Lay it on me.

> > >
> > > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

> > >
> > > George: That’s what I want to know.

> > >
> > > Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.

> > >
> > > George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

> > >
> > > Condi: Yes.

> > >
> > > George: I mean the fellow’s name.

> > >
> > > Condi: Hu.

> > >
> > > George: The guy in China.

> > >
> > > Condi: Hu.

> > >
> > > George: The new leader of China.

> > >
> > > Condi: Hu.

> > >
> > > George: The Chinaman!

> > >
> > > Condi: Hu is leading China.

> > >
> > > George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?

> > >
> > > Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.

> > >
> > > George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?

> > >
> > > Condi: That’s the man’s name.

> > >
> > > George: That’s who’s name?

> > >
> > > Condi: Yes.

> > >
> > > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
> > > leader of China?

> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.

> > >
> > > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
> > > the Middle East.

> > >
> > > Condi: That’s correct.

> > >
> > > George: Then who is in China?

> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.

> > >
> > > George: Yassir is in China?

> > >
> > > Condi: No, sir.

> > >
> > > George: Then who is?

> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.

> > >
> > > George: Yassir?

> > >
> > > Condi: No, sir.

> > >
> > > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> > > China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

> > >
> > > Condi: Kofi?

> > >
> > > George: No, thanks.

> > >
> > > Condi: You want Kofi?

> > >
> > > George: No.

> > >
> > > Condi: You don’t want Kofi.

> > >
> > > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> > > milk. And then get me the U.N.

> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.

> > >
> > > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

> > >
> > > Condi: Kofi?

> > >
> > > George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

> > >
> > > Condi: And call who?

> > > George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

> > >
> > > Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

> > >
> > > George: Will you stay out of China?!

> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.

> > >
> > > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> > > U.N.

> > >
> > > Condi: Kofi.

> > >
> > > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

> > >
> > > (Condi picks up the phone.)

> > >
> > > Condi: Rice, here.

> > >
> > > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> > > should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
> > > get Chinese food in the Middle East?

Wat is dat, höken?

> ‘k heb zin om te höken

> > ‘k heb zin om te huken

> > > Hu let the dogs out?
> > > Hu, hu, hu, hu.

> > > > HU’S ON FIRST
> > > > =============
> > > > (We take you now to the Oval Office.)

> > > >
> > > > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

> > > >
> > > > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

> > > >
> > > > George: Great. Lay it on me.

> > > >
> > > > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

> > > >
> > > > George: That’s what I want to know.

> > > >
> > > > Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.

> > > >
> > > > George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

> > > >
> > > > Condi: Yes.

> > > >
> > > > George: I mean the fellow’s name.

> > > >
> > > > Condi: Hu.

> > > >
> > > > George: The guy in China.

> > > >
> > > > Condi: Hu.

> > > >
> > > > George: The new leader of China.

> > > >
> > > > Condi: Hu.

> > > >
> > > > George: The Chinaman!

> > > >
> > > > Condi: Hu is leading China.

> > > >
> > > > George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?

> > > >
> > > > Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.

> > > >
> > > > George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?

> > > >
> > > > Condi: That’s the man’s name.

> > > >
> > > > George: That’s who’s name?

> > > >
> > > > Condi: Yes.

> > > >
> > > > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
> > > > leader of China?

> > > >
> > > > Condi: Yes, sir.

> > > >
> > > > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
> > > > the Middle East.

> > > >
> > > > Condi: That’s correct.

> > > >
> > > > George: Then who is in China?

> > > >
> > > > Condi: Yes, sir.

> > > >
> > > > George: Yassir is in China?

> > > >
> > > > Condi: No, sir.

> > > >
> > > > George: Then who is?

> > > >
> > > > Condi: Yes, sir.

> > > >
> > > > George: Yassir?

> > > >
> > > > Condi: No, sir.

> > > >
> > > > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> > > > China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

> > > >
> > > > Condi: Kofi?

> > > >
> > > > George: No, thanks.

> > > >
> > > > Condi: You want Kofi?

> > > >
> > > > George: No.

> > > >
> > > > Condi: You don’t want Kofi.

> > > >
> > > > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> > > > milk. And then get me the U.N.

> > > >
> > > > Condi: Yes, sir.

> > > >
> > > > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

> > > >
> > > > Condi: Kofi?

> > > >
> > > > George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

> > > >
> > > > Condi: And call who?

> > > > George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

> > > >
> > > > Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

> > > >
> > > > George: Will you stay out of China?!

> > > >
> > > > Condi: Yes, sir.

> > > >
> > > > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> > > > U.N.

> > > >
> > > > Condi: Kofi.

> > > >
> > > > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

> > > >
> > > > (Condi picks up the phone.)

> > > >
> > > > Condi: Rice, here.

> > > >
> > > > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> > > > should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
> > > > get Chinese food in the Middle East?

Nee, die 19 seconden had ik niet gezien
Ja, die zelfde grap had ik gezien

> Dat doe je bij een Normaal concert.
> Heb je zonet gezien 19 sec. tussen ons en bijna dezelfde grap?

> > Wat is dat, höken?

> > > ‘k heb zin om te höken

> > > > ‘k heb zin om te huken

> > > > > Hu let the dogs out?
> > > > > Hu, hu, hu, hu.

> > > > > > HU’S ON FIRST
> > > > > > =============
> > > > > > (We take you now to the Oval Office.)

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Great. Lay it on me.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: That’s what I want to know.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Yes.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: I mean the fellow’s name.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Hu.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: The guy in China.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Hu.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: The new leader of China.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Hu.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: The Chinaman!

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Hu is leading China.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: That’s the man’s name.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: That’s who’s name?

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Yes.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
> > > > > > leader of China?

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
> > > > > > the Middle East.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: That’s correct.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Then who is in China?

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Yassir is in China?

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: No, sir.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Then who is?

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Yassir?

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: No, sir.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> > > > > > China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Kofi?

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: No, thanks.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: You want Kofi?

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: No.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: You don’t want Kofi.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> > > > > > milk. And then get me the U.N.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Kofi?

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: And call who?

> > > > > > George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Will you stay out of China?!

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> > > > > > U.N.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Kofi.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > (Condi picks up the phone.)

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Condi: Rice, here.

> > > > > >
> > > > > > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> > > > > > should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
> > > > > > get Chinese food in the Middle East?